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Was Kurt Angle Drunk Behind the Wheel It’s True it’s Damn True by John M Ellison IV
Wrestling legend Kurt Angle was arrested early this morning on charges of driving under the influence … TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement tells TMZ … Angle’s car was spotted by another driver … swerving between lanes on I-66. Angle was busted by Virginia State Troopers, who responded to the call, and taken to Warren County Jail.
He posted $2,000 bond and was released at 3:31 AM.
Angle won the gold medal in wrestling at the 1996 Olympics before turning to professional wrestling. He made his name in the WWE and is currently under contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.
Wait, Another DUI for Kurt Angle? Wow, for a health nut he gets caught driving drunk a lot. Actually, this is the exact reason why I call TNA “WWE’s Halfway House.” Oh don’t look at me that way, Anybody that’s a wrestling fan knows TNA has a lot of drug addicts and washed up guys on their roster. In fact, August 20th, 2011 Matt Hardy got arrested for a DWI as well. Hardy was also released from the company.
TNA Wrestling …Impact Wrestling…whatever it’s called nowadays makes me cringe. As a wrestling fan, I have to deal with the stigma that wrestling is stupid or wrestlers are morons etc. As there are rappers that revel in every negative stereotype, they’re wrestlers that embody negative stereotypes. To me, TNA It’s kind of like a drunk relative that shows up at the family reunion and you happen to bring your girlfriend or boyfriend when you’re trying to show them how you come from a decent family. Honestly, you truly have to love what you’re doing as a wrestler to for TNA. Literally, according to Jimmy Wang Yang you’re lucky if you even get paid. In fact TNA wrestler Jesse Neal tweeted that he could qualify for food stamps.
I’m going to chill before I come off too “smark-ish.” I’m not going to make jokes at Kurt’s expense and erratic behavior in the past, I’ve already done it. But seriously…I hope he gets help soon.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/04/kurt-angle-arrested-dwi-wrestling-virginia-state-troopers/
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