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Sep
22

Bishop Eddie Long Gay Sex Scandal…Are You That Surprised?

by John M. Ellison IV

For those who don’t know, Bishop Eddie Long is a pastor of the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in the Atlanta,Ga suburb Lithonia. He’s also an author and has released a few gospel albums and was also featured on Ludacris’s album “Release Therapy.”

Now, it seems that a scandal is developing about two young men who alleged that Bishop Eddie Long showed them his “long fellow” when they were 17 and 18.

Okay, where do I start with this? Bishop Eddie Long has a sexual misconduct suit? You mean the muscle shirt wearing dude whose name sounds like a porn star? Okay, to be fair, we don’t know how true or accurate this story is. They’re calling this a “shakedown” but this looks and sounds more like a “shake weight situation.” But, if it is true…I wouldn’t be the surprised. I mean, for example this guy has shown anti-gay sentiments by marching against gay marriage and crusades against homosexual behavior.

“Well, he’s so anti-gay! How could he be gay?” You never heard of self-hate? For some reason, people feel the more adamant you are against something the less likely of a suspect of the cause you’re against. But, this is nothing new; I mean usually any politician that’s adamantly anti-gay usually ends up exposed for their questionable behavior? You would think people would learn…

Here’s an actual quote

“[Long] would use biblical stories to talk about how important it was to follow your leader and master and let them know that the acts they were engaging in did not mean they were homosexual,” Bernstein said.

Bernstein described the young men’s enrollment in the Longfellow Youth Academy where they ascended to the elite group of young men known as Bishop Long’s “Spiritual Sons”.

According to Robinson’s written complaint “…Long typically engages in a private spiritual ceremony described as a ‘covenant’ between himself and each young Spiritual Son…”

“[Long] would use biblical stories to talk about how important it was to follow your leader and master and let them know that the acts they were engaging in did not mean they were homosexual,” Bernstein said.
She added that Long told them he was simply “releasing his passion and his love.”

Okay, let’s break this down…you have a guy that has a school that sounds like a dick joke and wants to mentor a small group of young males with a ceremony that at the end has him releasing his “passion and his love” during this ceremony…can you say “pause?”

On a musical note…there’s only one song that fits the situation at hand.

source

http://www.famu.edu/headlines/UserFiles/Image/Eddielong.jpg

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/21/national/main6889038.shtml

http://www.ajc.com/news/dekalb/bishop-eddie-long-lawsuits-618573.html

http://www.11alive.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=155072&catid=3

http://www.ajc.com/news/bishop-eddie-long-megachurch-618781.html

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hb5f3cNbT0eJnGa3kMFS34MCjTNwD9ID26EG2



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4 Comments to “Bishop Eddie Long Gay Sex Scandal…Are You That Surprised?”

  • IIIIIIIII LOVE IT! Keep up the work.

  • Hilarious!

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true. How many times have conservatives been caught with their pants around their ankles AFTER they expressed some kind of anti-gay sentiment?

    Can’t wait to see what happens!

  • @Ms. Sugar, more guys are coming out of the woodworks with allegations…so yeah. The thing is, this wouldn’t be such a big deal if he didn’t make a constant barrage of homophobic comments. But the whole grooming boys thing is the creepy part.

  • Not surprised at all bro!!

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