Should The Republican National Convention be Scheduled Near the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo?

Okay, it seems that Republican National Commite chairman, Michael Steele has to deal with accusations of sexual hi-jinks and melee at a popular bondage club in in West Hollywood. Trouble is that Michael Steele didn’t even get to enjoy any of it. It seems that Steele is involved with accusations of the RNC spending funds at popular Bondage club “Vouyer West Hollywood.” The RNC denies Steele attending but he still has to clean up the mess.

This story got me to thinking about conservatives pointing fingers at every source of moral decay in our society. But from what I’ve noticed, a lot of these fingers can be pointed at themselves and their actions that lead to tawdry scandals and pubic—I mean public embarrassment. I’m going to start with a few of my favorite stories in no particular order.
Mark Foley
Title: U.S. Rep.
Claim to Fame: Sending vulgar messages via texting, e-mail and IM to underage teenage boys in the Congressional program. Okay, I know you have to kiss ass as a politician, but I think the underage fellatio is optional.
Ted Haggard
Title: Leader of the National Association of Evangelicals
Claim to Fame: Having meth fueled sex with male prostitutes. He was quoted as saying “I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.” Okay, he’s possibly telling the truth, I mean, a relationship includes dating. They we’re just fucking.
Larry Craig
Title: U.S. Senator
Claim to Fame: “Cruising” in an airport bathroom and soliciting sex from an undercover cop by tapping his foot on the adjacent stall as a signal for some “cumgressional rearings.” Oh come on! “cumgressional rearings!” That’s some clever word play.
Bob Allen
Member of the Florida House of Representatives
Claim to Fame: Offering $20 to allow him to fellate an undercover officer in a men’s room at a public park. What makes it even funnier was Allen’s explanation, he only offered to kiss the cop’s “nightstick” because he was a “burly black man” and Allan “didn’t want to become a statistic.” *blank stare*

But, I guess what I wonder is, what’s the point of this overly sterilized, pseudo-moral, higher than thou, spouting 50’s family values rhetoric when you can’t even live up to your own façade? What’s the point?