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by John M. Ellison IV

It seems that some naked pics of High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens leaked out. Around 2007, the Disney film “High School Musical” was taking over as wholesome family entertainment with positive role models for there children. But, controversy strikes! *breaks out dramatic Don Pardo-like voice* The “squeaky clean” image was tarnished with a naked photo of Vanessa Hudgens “leaks” online. It was a naked photo in a strong, confident stance taken for fellow Disney actor Zac Effron. I saw the pictures and here’s a piece of advice ladies, “guys don’t eat the fuzz off the peach, they eat the meat of the peach.”

Now jetting to 2009, Vanessa Hudgens, now a 21 year old actress looking towards more serious roles, new or more current nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens surface. I saw the photo set and I have to tell you. At least this time around she learned to shave. Personally, white girls aren’t really my thing. But,…I have to admit that it caught my attention.

For anyone to criticize Vanessa Hudgens or anyone for that matter for pictures that “leak” is really asinine. It’s unclear on who these pictures were meant for. They’re either meant for her or someone special. But, they “leaked” and were seen by the public with controversy.

I was wondering what others thought of this “fiasco” so I clicked around and read various comments to see the opinions of this mildly leecherous “scandal.” With the comments, I see a pattern of phrases such as…

…And something about “get a hot date tonight!” Thing is, I noticed these comments usually have a female name. But, to these users, she’s a “skank.” But why? Why is she a “ho?” Why is she’s a “bad role model?” Because she admits that sex is a good thing and that she enjoys it? To me, it’s just a bunch of jealous commentators “shooting off” there opinion because they realized men would rather “shoot one off” to Vanessa Hudgens photo then “shoot” one off to them. Case in point, to some women Vanessa Hudgens is competition.

I think I made the right choice

About 10 months ago, I voted for Barack Obama. I think I made the right choice. His whole ethos is a synthesis of positivity, success but still grounded and good personality. I had a choice on voting between two major candidates, I realized, it’s not about there politics, but, it’s about who’s more likely to get us into deep shit. So, I picked Obama because he seemed less likely to get into international trouble. He’s likable and the world was pretty much hoping for this. Of course, there are many pundits use terms that most people that are familiar with, but, not really understanding the concept.

Now, you have some guy creating an artistic portrayal of Barack Obama with face paint that resembles “The Joker” from from The Dark Knight and under it, it says “Socialism.”

Socialism

Okay, here’s the basics of socialism. Socialism is a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole. Or in other words, when you were taught to share as a child, you were being bred to become a socialist. Luckily, the majority of the voters saw through this and voted Obama as president.

Bill Clinton

Also in recent news, Bill Clinton was over in Korea and negotiated a deal to free two Asian-American in June of 2009. The deal was a success and the journalists were freed. Okay, aside from being elected president under the Democratic Party, both Pres. Obama and Former Pres. Clinton both are considered controversial politicians. But, with them, things get done.

Something that amuses me…

When I was on my road trip to Texas with my mom and sis, my sister was talking to her then co-worker name Christian. He asked the question “Where y’all headed?” My sister replied ‘Dallas,TX” his response “Holy Fuck! You’re driving?!” I dunno, something about a guy name Christian saying “Holy Fuck” is just …great.

Give the drummer some…reasons he shouldn’t kick Perez’s ass ’cause I can’t think of any!

What’s that brown substance on the fan and why does the room smell of–oh man it’s time for another case of “The Shit Has Hit The Fan!!!”

In an odd coincidence, I was in the bathroom for an hour the night before writing this.

Well, it seems that Travis Barker is at odds with his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler regarding the safety of Shanna and Travis’s children. It seems that Shanna doesn’t mind her kids spending time with her uncle. Trouble is, Shanna’s uncle is a convicted child molester. So, Travis ventilated his crusty band tees and other clothing…or in other words airing dirty laundry with Shanna on Twitter.

Here’s an excerpt of the conversation…

Wait…Shanna does what?! Jeez, might as well send ‘em to a camp with a guy name “Moe Lester” that loves kids.

Uh oh, the second movement of this symphony of shit…it seems that Travis Barker caught wind of Perez Hilton’s snarky comments and threatened Perez. In this case, I’m with Travis for two reasons…

1. I’m a fan of Travis Barker.

2. I’m not a fan of Perez Hilton.

Lest we forget the last time Perez started shooting his mouth off, well he ended up looking like a racoon c/o The Black Eyed Peas manager.

It makes you wonder what Travis would do with drum sticks. In fact, I found a video of Travis Barker with a snare!

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind ol’ Travis playing some odd time signatures on Perez Hilton’s head and maybe some Mike Smith gravity rolls, too!