Dude, YOU’RE SCREWED

by John M. Ellison IV
Dude…You’re Totally Screwed.

Okay, it seems that Dr. Conrad Murray’s lawyer has dismissed claims that his client (Dr. Conrad Murray) abandoned his patient after administering a powerful anaesthetic. Okay, for those who are out of the loop. It seems that Michael Jackson suffered from insomina. So his doctor, Conrad Murray, administed him various anti-anxiety medications. Basically a cocktail of Valium, Ativan, Versed, Lorzepan, midazolam and then Diprivan, now popularly known as…propofol. After Dr. Murray gave Jackson the Diprivan, Dr. Murray left the room for a few minutes. When he returned, Michael wasn’t breathing. Dr. Conrad Murray’s DEA license so he could prescribe drugs was revoked in 2005 for over prescribing drugs. So, basically dude was pretty much a leech.

Bottom line…YOU’RE SCREWED. Not just, “oh man, a lawsuit” screwed, I mean screwed like porn star Belladonna in “Belladonna’s Dark Meat” series. Look it up for yourself, my site is safe for work. YOU FREAKING KILLED THE KING OF POP! ALL OF YOUR MEDICAL “ACCOMPLISHMENTS”, THE TIME IN MED SCHOOL MEANS NOTHING NOW. EVEN IN 2005 IT MEANT NOTHING. OVER PRESCRIBING DRUGS? DUDE, YOU’RE JUST DR. PUSHERMAN! YOU WILL PROBABLY BE KNOWN AS DR. “BROVORKIAN” FROM NOW ON. BOTTOM LINE, YOU’RE SCREWED!!!