Pwnage 101: Today’s Lesson, Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarett

*cues up Vivaldi’s Four Seasons and uses BBC Documentary English Accent for the effect of being pompous* Okay class, we’re going to be starting our lesson in “Pwnage 101″ Pwnage or it’s variants, “owned, pwned!pwnage and many more.” To paraphrase Urban Dictionary:

Verb. Owned

Def. To be made a fool of, to make a fool of or embarassing someone in public.

It seems that wrestlers Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett have legitimate *heat! Okay, to non-wrestling fans, you’re probably wondering who are Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle? Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle are wrestlers that work for Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling or “TNA:Impact” as it’s know colloquially. It seems that on July 15, 2009, a caller on controversial radio show Bubba The Love Sponge who worked with “TNA:Impact” and who demanded to have his voice “protected” for the sake of his anonimity dropped the bombshell of Karen Angle (Kurt’s ex-wife) and Kurt and Karen’s two kids are now living with Jeff Jarrett. The other alleged bombshell is Kurt had no idea this was going on between Jeff and Karen!

Due to the obvious tension between Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett matter, Dixie Carter (president of TNA Entertainment) has suspended Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett from all “TNA:Impact” programming. I hate to tell you folks, but this isn’t the first time this has happened in the world of wrestling. Now defunct federation, WCW (World Championship Wrestling) had a similar issue. Those two wrestlers were Kevin Sullivan and Chris Benoit …and we all know what happened to Chris Benoit.

*Heat is defined as reaction from the crowd, but, can also be used as to refer to tension between two or more individuals.